SILLY HUMANS.

8th October 2011

Question

wishesoverdue asked: My friends and I are wanting to vacation this winter and go somewhere warm. Do you have any suggestions?

Nova Prospekt has a contest going on now. Winning gets to go to a winter wonderland.

8th October 2011

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theparanoidhumanoid asked: Have you ever conquered worlds other than Earth?

The Combine control several universes of worlds. Earth is not our first.

19th September 2011

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wishestoslapyou asked: My friend was recently taken captive by you assholes and is now being held in the Citadel. I'd like to break him out. Could you give me a step-by-step process of how to do so, since you bitches will be in hibernation?

First you must go to your nearest Civil Protection Unit, tell him about your predicament, and then you will be brought to Nova Prospekt. Once there, you will be very painfully turned into a Stalker. Then you will be employed at the Citaldel where you can attempt to free your already dead friend. 

1st September 2011

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I-i’m sorry about this little…outburst.

I hate them.

I-i’m sorry about this little…outburst.

I hate them.

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1st September 2011

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I want to eat his spine.

I want to eat his spine.

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1st September 2011

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1st September 2011

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31st August 2011

Question

characterantula-deactivated2012 asked: how can i join the overwatch?

Turn yourself in to The Combine and we’ll take you straight to Nova Prospekt.

31st August 2011

Question

wishesoverdue asked: Who/What is G-man?

Nobody knows who he is. Not even the Combine. aAll we know is that he is out to get us.

30th August 2011

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